Total Medals Earned: 243 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,500 Points
Medals Earned: 5/23 (35/410 points)
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
Be flying for 1 minute.
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Clear France in 15 days or under.
Clear England in 8 days or under.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (195/250 points)
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/225 points)
Beat the game!
Rescue NeNe.
Rescue Darnell.
???
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/255 points)
Life after death
Defeat the final boss.
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (325/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
